It was after we got married that I realized we were both masochistic...I hated my own sexual tendencies, so I created three rules with my girlfriend. - *Three rules for masochistic couples* "Part 1: Always report your wife's cheating instead of allowing it" "Part 2: The wife chooses the person she has sex with according to her will" "Part 3: Husbands have a once-a-week ejaculation release day" - Other than that, masturbation is prohibited.” - It's a very embarrassing story, but I have a stronger masochist tendency than my wife, so I'm inevitably lower in the pecking order. - However, she is also a masochist, so she cannot train me. - So, since I chose this person, I asked her to serve me as her master, a man with poor morals, poor academic background, and only thinking about sex. - Naturally, I am also under its jurisdiction, and I cannot even masturbate to my satisfaction without my master's order. - There is a serious question as to whether this is really the way a person should be, but it is one way of being...