I got a job at a condom manufacturer. I was assigned to the product development department, and when I went to the lab...it was all women! What's more, they were putting condoms on dildos and giving handjobs and licking them...I thought it was just an operational test, but it was a super erotic sight! I was so shocked that I froze, and for some reason they took off my pants and underwear. Then, because they wanted to try the real thing, they put a new condom on my dick! What! Seriously?! And they even inserted it, saying they needed a woman's opinion!? My female boss, seeing my confusion, told me, "This is still an important job," and made me have sex in front of everyone. From then on, I spent my days offering my dick to female researchers as a test for a new product. Could this be why I was hired?