When I was secretly flirting with the female employee I was having an affair with in the office, another female employee caught me! - ! - She gets really busy with him, but when she excuses herself by saying, ``I'm a dad, I'm paying for it, so it's not an affair,'' and then she tells him, ``Then I'll give you the service, so you can switch to a dad,'' and kisses him deeply! - So I bought a body for double the price! - !